What a big sneeze

Haa-choo! What a huge sneeze, spraying out sticky snot, And even interesting things, boring things, all sprayed out too!

A boy sneezed such a big sneeze that he forgot his own name. And then, he couldn't stop sneezing... Haa-choo! Next, he couldn't even remember where he was or who his mother was. Haa-choo!

Now he'd sneezed out everything he'd ever learned, including spelling, arithmetic, former US presidents... everything! Things were getting worse and worse. How would the boy remember all he'd forgotten?