Upside-Down Country

The Kingdom of Cards is an upside-down kingdom, home to two teams of soldiers who constantly argue, each believing the other is the one who's upside-down. "It's raining from the sky!" "No, it's fountains spraying water from the ground!" "How can boats float in the sky?" "How can houses be in the sky?" "You're the ones who are upside-down!" "No, you're the ones who are upside-down!" "Upwards is the King's chamber." "No, downwards is the King's chamber!" the soldiers yelled.